NOVEMBER RAIN

WOW THERE ARE SOME DOOZIES IN HERE.

OK, SIDENOTE, I HAVE AN INGROWN FINGERNAIL? I HAVE TO KEEP SOAKING IT IN EPSOM SALTS - IT HAPPENED OVERNIGHT?! (SOME OTHER WEIRD STUFF HAPPENED LAST NIGHT, I BASHED MY PROMINENT STERNUM ON A MINI-TV I WAS CARRYING UP THE STAIRS TO SHOW VISUALS WHILE I DJ'D A DANCE PARTY IN MY BEDROOM, WHICH IS BIG BUT NOT THAT BIG, BY RIGGING MY LAPTOP THROUGH MY BIG TV, I DON'T KNOW WHY I OWN A CABLE THAT CAN DO THAT?, BUT ANYWAY IT WAS FOR SWIFTY'S BIRTHDAY BUT IN REALITY THE WHOLE THING WAS AN ELABORATE SET-UP TO, WELL, SET UP STUDLY, GUY-SHY TERMINALLY SINGLE STR8-BF DADE WITH MY 18 YEAR-OLD TRANSGENDERED FRIEND AND NEW IDOL GISELE, AND IT WORKED, SO...MORE ON THAT WHEN THOSE PICS GET DEVELOPED) SO, I'M JUST LIKE THINKING, GOD I'M SUCH A GROSS GRANDMA, CUZ I ALSO HAVE ACID REFLUX BECAUSE I HAD A LITTLE TOO MUCH SOY SAUCE AT SUSHI TONIGHT, BUT IF THIS IS ME AT THE TENDER AGE OF 21 WHAT THE HELL AM I GONNA BE LIKE WHEN I'M 40? I WILL PROBABLY BE LIKE THIS GUY I KNOW KARL WHO'S 42 AND MANIC DEPRESSIVE AND HAS A LITERAL MYRIAD OF SICK HEALTH PROBLEMS THAT ARE EITHER MAKING HIM SCARILY HAPPY AND UP-BEAT OR INSANELY DEPRESSED, LIKE SOMETIMES HIS EYES POP OUT OF THE SOCKET? I KID YOU NOT IT'S DISGUSTING. HE'S REALLY FUNNY AND WEIRD THOUGH. I GUESS THAT WILL BE ME. SHIT.

BUT WHAT I'M SAYING IS TYPING THIS IS AGONY (IT'S MY SPACE BAR FINGER!) BUT THESE PICTURES ARE TOO GOOD TO SIT ON!

JUST ANOTHER NIGHT OUT IN THE CASTRO WITH MY DADS!

THE OTHER ALEX, YOU MIGHT REMEMBER HER FROM PICS OF ME SUCKING HIS DICK IN DRAG AWHILE BACK. I LOVE BI GUYS.

SO, SIDE NOTE, REMEMBER "ME OF THE FUTURE?" I MET HIM WHEN HE WAS BLONDE AND I HAD PURPLE HAIR, THEN I HAD THAT LITTLE BLUE SNAFU AND NOW I'M BLONDE AGAIN BUT HE WENT BLUE? I'M NOT TRYING TO SAY HE COPIED ME *AT ALL* I'M TRYING TO SAY...WE ARE JUST ON SOME COSMIC DRAG FAG WAVELENGTH...THAT WILL BE ME SOMEDAY, EXCEPT I WON'T LET SOME GROSS HAG GET UP IN MY FRAME, HELLO...HE INVITED US OVER TO "MAKE DINNER" IS THAT AN INVITATION TO A THREESOME OR DOES HE REALLY WANT TO MAKE DINNER? AND WHAT SHOULD I WEAR?

PREVIEW OF THE NEW VIDEO WE SHOT FOR DAD/HUNX GAY HOUSE REMIX OF "DON'T YOU WANT ME BACK" IT WAS DISGUSTING BUT SO WORTH IT!! BRANDE BTW IS THE BEST AT MAKE-UP, BTW!

OUR BEST LOOKS. EVER.

THIS IS SORT OF THAT LAST SCENE IN THE DESCENT REALNESS

HOT TEEN I HOOKED UP WITH FOR THE SECOND TIME (THE FIRST WAS WHEN HE WAS 17! WE LIKE!) HE MIGHT'VE GIVEN ME SYPHILIS, WHATEVER THAT IS.

AND THIS IS THING NIGHT TAKES ON THE BLAIR WITCH PROJECT FEATURING LOCAL GENIUS MYLES COOPER!

ALSO I LET MARNACLE BACK IN THE FRAY BECAUSE HE'S HOT, AND IS THE BEST DJ IN THE BAY AND POSES REALLY WELL, AND HE PROBABLY LEARNED NOT TO BURN ME EVER AGAIN (GIRL YOU KNOW I CAN GIVE SOME WITHERING LOOKS WHEN I'M MAD!)

LITTLE GIRL LOST.

MY NUMBER ONE FAN, LIANNE. SO MAJOR.

HAHAHAHA. YOU'RE WELCOME!

GAY CLASSIX- "WHAMMY!"

I WANT TO URGE ALL THE YOUNG BROODING FAGS OUT THERE WHO HAVEN'T HEARD B-52S "WHAMMY!" ALBUM TO CLICK THIS LINK AND DOWNLOAD IT. FREE. PERFECT POP BY 2 AWESOME GIRLS (KATE AND CINDY)+ 3 AWESOME FAGS (FRED, KEITH AND RICKY). MY FAVORITE MUSIC IS BY GIRLS AND GAYS. I WISH I NEVER HAD TO LISTEN TO ANOTHER STRAIGHT MAN MAKE MUSIC.

WHAMMY !

ALSO IF YOU'RE WONDERING WHY ALL OF THE SONGS ARE SO SIMILAR, ALLEGEDLY THIS RECORD WAS ORIGINALLY INTENDED TO JUST BE 2 LONG SONGS (SO AHEAD OF THEIR TIME!) BUT OF COURSE THEIR RECORD LABEL WOULDN'T LET THEM RELEASE THE RECORD LIKE THAT SO THEY HAD TO MAKE IT INTO 11 SONGS. . HELLO!!!!!!!

R.I.P. RICKY WILSON

GUYS AND THEIR DICKS

SOMETIMES AFTER A LONG HARD DAY OF WORK I JUST CAN'T WAIT TO GET HOME. I QUICKLY STRIP EVERY LAST BIT OF CLOTHING OFF MY STRESSED BOD, CRACK OPEN MY GREASY LAP TOP AND GET TO RESEARCHIN.
I LOVE DAYS WHEN I STUMBLE ACROSS SHIT LIKE THIS IN LIKE 5 MINUTES

I MEAN I LOVE WHEN GUYS LIKE POSE WITH WEIRD OBJECTS LIKE JUMBO CHIP CONTAINERS.





GOOD AIRPLANE IDEA ALERT!

CL CL CL CL CL

I WISH I COULD HAVE MET COURTNEY LOVE BEFORE SHE WAS FAMOUS... I THINK WE WOULD HAVE BEEN FRIENDS?? JENNIFER FINCH TOOK THESE AWESOME PHOTOS.... WAIT ISN'T JENNIFER FINCH THE LADY FROM L7??? I SAW L7 AT LOLLAPALOOZA 94 ---IT WAS LIKE THE FIRST TIME I "MOSHED" BUT I WAS SCARED TO DO IT DURING L7 SO I JUST WENT FOR IT WHEN SHONEN KNIFE PLAYED. UM I THINK COURTNEY MIGHT HAVE PERFORMED THAT YEAR TOO???? OR WAS THAT THE YEAR SONIC YOUTH PERFORMED AND THIS SUPER HOT GUY I WAS LIKE IN LOVE WITH FROM MY HIGH SCHOOL BROUGHT HIS BINOCULARS SO HE COULD "LOOK AT KIM GORDON'S BREASTS" I MEAN UM, OK. THE SHIT I'VE PUT UP WITH FROM STRAIGHT GUYS MY WHOLE LIFE HOPING I'D JUST GET LIKE A PIECE OF THEIR DICKS. FUCK THAT FUCK STRAIGHT GUYS I'M OVER THEM (UNLESS THEY'RE EASY)



Hi Courtney!

ANOTHER PRODUCTIVE NIGHT

I STARTED WRITING A REVIEW OF PRECIOUS (I LITERALLY JUST STOPPED CRYING) BUT GOT DISTRACTED (YOU KNOW, WIKIPEDIA-ING STARSHIP TROOPERS, THE USUAL) AND I GOT HUNG UP ON CASPER VAN DIEN AGAIN! SADLY (OR HAPPILY?) THIS IS NOT THE FIRST NIGHT I'VE SPENT GOOGLING HIM ... UM ... IMPRESSED?

Starship Troopers Shower
by btzhil

YOUR'E WELCOME!

STRAAAIGHT BAIT

CURRENT MUSIC: MTV CRIBS
CURRENT MOOD: WEIRDLY GREAT?

OKAY SO I'VE BEEN BORDERLINE OBSESSED WITH THIS STRAIGHT GUY FOR A COUPLE MONTHS NOW AND I NEEDED TO TALK.

MEET JACK:::

HE ENJOYS SMOKING WEED (HENCE HIS BEAUTIFUL STONED GRIN AND CONSTANT STATE OF CONFUSION), CHILLING OUT, GETTING HIS NIPPLES SINGED, AND GENERALLY BEING A SWEET AND GENTLE STRAIGHT GUY WHO'S FROM SOMEWHERE NEAR BOSTON BUT STILL MANAGES TO SPEAK IN A WEIRD SOUTHERN DRAWL??? I DONT KNOW WHAT IT IS BUT ITS LIKE THERES THIS PERFECT QUALITY ABOUT HIM, HE'S DOWN FOR WHATEVER AND GETS REALLY SUBMISSIVE. WHEN I FEEL LIKE IT HE LETS ME KIND OF CONTROL HIM.

HERE'S A CUTE VIDEO I FORGOT I TOOK. A CUTE SWISS GERMAN I WAS MAKING OUT WITH PUT A CIGARETTE OUT ON HIS NIPPLE...I LOVE THE MOMENT WE DECIDE TOGETHER (*SIGH) BETWEEN MUSTARD OR BUTTER TO EASE THE STING:



MAYBE YOU'RE STARTING TO CATCH MY DRIFT? I REALLY HOPE SO CAUSE SOMETIMES I FEEL EMBARASSED ABOUT EMOTIONS..AND WE'VE NEVER EVEN MADE OUT! WELL ONE NIGHT WE ALMOST HAD A THREE WAY AND I STRIPPED HIM DOWN AND SPIT IN HIS MOUTH AND TRIED TO SUFFOCATE/TOLD HIM I WAS GOING TO KILL HIM (SIGNS OF TRUE AFFECTION) BUT I GUESS THAT STILL DOESNT COUNT???DID I MENTION SHE'S UNCUT


ME STOMPING ON JACK'S JUNK IN A DIRTY WHITE SOCK:

JACKOFF MATERIAL
MY GROSS SOCK AGAIN KIND OF SEXY THOUGH RIGHT?


PLUS HE LOVES PHOTOSHOOTS AND CAN FULLY APPRECIATE SEXY PICTURES I TAKE OF HIM:


NOW THAT YOU'RE AS IN LOVE AS I AM OR AT LEAST GOT A SEMI I'LL STOP
THAT'S ME ON THE LEFT, PS HI MY NAME IS NICK I'M GOING TO TRY TO POST ABOUT MUSIC NEXT TIME BUT I HOPE THIS MADE SENSE TO PEOPLE?? AT LEAST THERE WERE PICTURES OF UNCUT BONERS.......

WHO'S THAT GIRL?

THIS WEIRD GIRL, I DON'T REMEMBER HER, BUT APPARENTLY WE WENT TO HIGH SCHOOL TOGETHER, PUT UP A PHOTO RETROSPECTIVE OF HER CHILDHOOD (APTLY TITLED "BLAST FROM THE PAST")...UM....WORK? THE ONLY THING MISSING IS A PIC OF HER PARENTS DOIN' IT.