12.27.2008

LET'S TALK CELEBS!

THE GOSSIP GIRL GUYS
My friend Danny and I almost got into a fist-fight over whether or not Chuck (Ed Westwick) ever appeared shirtless on "Gossip Girl". I swore he had, once, in a beach scene, Danny claimed he was too "fat". Well, imagine my surprise when I stumbled upon these pics of Ed shirtless on the internet......



Hairy, dirty, and slightly chubby! It was like finding out I won a million dollars. BOIIIIINNNNNNNNG! I know he's a Brit and his band probably sucks but the things I would do to that body!


Ed is totally my #1 Gossip Guy, but I used to have a thing for his boyfriend Chase Crawford. He has TGF (Total Gay Face) but in a good way and a HOT chest, if only it wasn't always waxed. I bet he likes to bend over and get P-L-O-W-E-D.






I don't really like the other Gossip Girl guy, Penn. I bet he has a fat dick, and I bet I'd totally suck it, but I'm bored over here.

ROBERT PATTINSON



After we saw "Twilight" on opening night and witnessed all the tweens having orgasms left and right in the theatre, my room mate Janelle was like "It was like porn for 13 year old girls!" AKA WHERE DO I SIGN?!? Oh how I would love to fly through the air in his arms. Oh also, you know how he's like 349 years old in the movie? I bet he's so good at you know what!


AMY WINEHOUSE'S BROKE DOWN BOYFRIEND


Sure he's in and out of prison all the time and yeah he humps on Amy like probably every chance he gets but I think Blake is such a cutie! Amy's totally obsessed with him so I think she's like OBSESSED with his thing. I want some too, Amy!



JAKE GYLLZZ


I came across this pic while doing "research" and dayyyyyyyyyyyyyyuuuuuuuuuuum. I know this is totally snooze of me, but look!!!!!!!!!!

ASHTON KUTCHER AND SEAN WILLIAM SCOTT IN "DUDE WHERES MY CAR"





I ain't gonna lie, I used to pause the scene where Ashton was running around in his underwear and I'd jack off to it. I also think Stiffler is really hot and I want them to pig roast me. ASAP.

What about this pic of Ashton peeing? I wanna spread his legs apart and get that!!!!!

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