THIS HOROSCOPE HAS GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!
Here is your horoscope for
Tuesday, February 24:
Try your best to keep your credit cards locked up today -- the temptation to overspend may be overwhelming! It's a good day for you to get back to nature or otherwise avoid temptation.
AND THIS AFTER I WAS LITERALLY JUST TELLING MYSELF THAT THE MINUTE I GET OFF I'M GOING HOME, PUTTING ON LISA STANSFIELD AND CHARGING SOME MAGAZINE SUBSCRIPTIONS TO MY NEW PLATINUM VISA (AND BY PLATINUM THEY MEAN STAINLESS STEEL, BTW, I COULDN'T EVEN GET ONE SHOT OF COLLAGEN WITH THE LIMIT THEY GAVE ME)! I DESERVE IT BECAUSE I'M ON DAY FOUR OF BEING PREGNANT WITH THE CRAZIEST SORE IN MY MOUTH, LIKE, DIZZYING PAIN, LIKE, I WAS SEEING MIRAGES FROM MY BED LAST NITE. SO NOT ONLY IS IT ROBBING ME OF MY ONE TRUE PLEASURE (EATING) BUT IT'S FUCKING WITH SHOPPING TOO. OVER IT!