3.05.2009

GUERNEVILLE REVISITED

IMAGINE A REALLY SMALL TOWN ON A CUTE RIVER WITH FUNNY MINI-RESORT MOTELS CENTERED ALONG ONE MAGICAL STRETCH OF ROAD THAT HAPPENS TO BE POPULATED ENTIRELY BY GAYS. AND NOT YOUR MOM'S GAYS EITHER!!! LIKE, THIS IS WHERE THE FIRST CASTRO GAYS WENT TO RETIRE. AND IT'S ALSO THE CATCH-ALL FOR ALL THE WEIRD WITCHY GAY TRAVELER PEOPLE WHO ARE OVER 65, ALL THE BEARS IN THE AREA AND ALL THE WHITE TRASH TWENTY-SOMETHING FAGS WITH PIERCED NIPPLES. STOP BY THE RUSSIAN RIVER RESORT FOR A BLOW JOB, A ROOM WITHOUT HOT WATER AND THE MOST HAPPENING BAR IN TOWN, OR CRUISE BY THE RAINBOW CATTLE COMPANY TO TAKE A NAP ON A TOILET SEAT, OR STOP IN ACROSS THE STREET AT YAMAGATA ("SAN FRANCISCO TAKE NOTE, YAMAGATA IS BRINGING IT!" SAYS THEIR WEBSITE) TO GET YELLED AT BY A TWEAKER OR WATCH OLD QUEENS THROW SHIT AT EACH OTHER. WHEREVER YOU GO, YOU GAG! SWEAR.

SOME CALL HER GUERNEVILLE. BUT YOU CAN CALL HER...HEAVEN.









COUNTRY DAN, KARAOKE MAVEN. SHE HOSTS FRIDAY, SATURDAY AND SUNDAY, SINGS LIKE RANDY TRAVIS, AND HAS EVERY REMOTELY GAY INTEREST SONG EVER WRITTEN, PLUS A FUCKED UP VIDEO PLAYLIST THAT SHE'LL SHOW YOU AFTER HOURS IF YOU'RE LUCKY!!!









I GUESS THE SHEER EUPHORIA OF THE EXPERIENCE TRANSLATED ONTO FILM AT THE END OF THE ROLL! LIVING!

P.S. COULD YOU GUESS WHICH ONE'S WERE LOCALS AND WHICH ONE'S WERE MY FREAKY FRIENDS?!? XOXO

4 comments:

  1. I think i spotted Aileen Wuornos in one of the pics. Seattle is sooo boooring! ...poppers. im gaggn!

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  3. that's it, i'm movin' to guerneville

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