4.28.2009

A GIRL, A CAT... A TEAR

U KNOW HOW I'VE BEEN EXPERIENCING MAJOR WRITER'S BLOCK WHILE SEEKING INSPIRATION FOR MY, LIKE, GREAT AMERICAN NOVEL/MOVIE-OPTIONABLE IDEA WEB?? WELL, I THINK I'VE FOUND MY MUSE!

sarakling76 IS AN ODDLY NORMAL-LOOKING BITCH WHO HAS POSTED 40 YOUTUBE CLIPS OF HER CAT BURNSY OVER THE PAST 2 YEARS.

DID I MENTION BURNSY DIED 1 1/2 YEARS AGO?

SHE'S NOT, LIKE, POSTING CLIPS OF BURNSY DECOMPOSING OR ANYTHING (AT LEAST NOT TIL MY NOVEL HITS BOOKSTORES!), BUT SHE POSTS, LIKE, IN MEMORIAM CLIPS.

PS: BURNSY IS A CAT, AND, THEREFORE, KIND OF AN ASSHOLE.

DEFINITE HIGHLIGHTS INCLUDE BURNSY AS A MAGICALLY TALKING KITTEN:



AND MY PERSONAL FAVE, BURNSY AS INSPIRATION FOR A HIT 90'S CLUB ANTHEM:



COMING SOON FROM YOURS TRULY: BURNSY EROTIC FAN FICTION. POSSIBLY INVOLVING TIME TRAVEL? I REALLY WANT MY FICTIONAL BURNSY TO EXPERIENCE BEING TRULY OPEN WITH HIS SEXUALITY BEFORE THE FELINE AIDS EPIDEMIC OF THE MEOW GENERATION.

BA-DA-CHING!

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