LOGGED INTO YOUTUBE TONITE AND MY "RECOMMENDED FOR YOU" RECOMMENDATIONS WERE LITERALLY, LIKE, SIX DIFFERENT TEEN IDOLS DOING THEIR VERSIONS OF THE NATIONAL ANTHEM, PLUS VITAMIN C'S "GRADUATION SONG", A TALKING CAT, AND SOMETHING CALLED "CHARLIE BIT MY FINGER: THE REMIX."
I GIVE THAT ONE, LIKE, A 7. DEMI'S BUTT CHIN IS WAY MORE ENDEARING THAT SELENA GOMEZ'S, AND I LIKE HOW SNEAKILY SHE'S STRADDLING THE LINE BETWEEN CLEAN-CUT ROCKER CHICK AND WHITE GIRL R&B. WHICH ONE IS SHE GONNA BE??
TAY'S VERSION IS SURPRISINGLY UNDERWHELMING. I WAS GONNA GIVE IT, LIKE, A 2 OR SOMETHING, BUT THEN I REMEMBERED THE SPARKLY GUITAR AND HER BEAUTIFUL MERMAID HAIR. SO, PROLLY A 3.
JOJO'S COOL. SHE'S LIKE DEMI LOVATO BUT WITH MORE BLACK FRIENDS. I GIVE HER A 7 TOO, MOSTLY JUST COZ "GET OUT" IS STILL ONE OF MY FAVE SONGS ABOUT TEENAGE TRIFLIN'. (PS: DID HE REALLY SAY BLACKGROUND RECORDS?)
WTF?? 0.
CAREBEAR. SO PRETTY, SO GOOD. LIKE, 10.
KELLY'S MAYBE BETTER THAN CAREBEAR? OR NOT. I CAN'T DECIDE. 10, TOO.
NOW I'M BORED. WHY DID I JUST DO THIS?
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