HOUSE-SITTING FOR DAD AGAIN, AKA NOT LEAVING THE APARTMENT OR PUTTING ON CLOTHES AND CHALLENGING HIS ISP TO SEE HOW MANY XTUBE WINDOWS IT CAN LOAD SIMULTANEOUSLY, AND AS USUAL AT&T WASN'T QUITE KEEPING UP WITH ME, SO I TURNED TO MY OLD FAVORITE, THE NIFTY EROTIC STORIES ARCHIVE. DID YOU KNOW THAT I STILL HAVE THE URL FOR THE GAY INCEST INDEX COMMITTED TO MEMORY?! CUZ IN HIGHSCHOOL I DIDN'T WANT TO JUST SAVE THAT SHIT ONTO THE FAVORITES OF MY FOLKS' COMPUTER OR NOTHING...ALSO IT WAS THE BEST BECAUSE GROWING UP THE COMPUTER WAS RIGHT WHERE EVERYBODY ALWAYS WAS, BUT THE TEXT IS SO SMALL ON THE SITE THAT I COULD JUST READ ALL THIS NASTY INCEST SHIT AND NOBODY EVEN KNEW. IT'S LIKE, THE BEST KIND OF PORN. THAT WAS BEFORE MY SUBSCRIPTION TO HANDJOBS. SO ANYWAY, I REVISITED THAT LITTLE MEMORY BANK LAST NIGHT, AND THE STORIES ARE GOOD AS USUAL, THE PUNCTUATION AND SYNTAX REALLY VISIONARY AS USUAL, IT'S THE WHOLE PACKAGE...HERE'S A LITTLE SNIPPET FROM "SHOWING MATT,"
"What? You are looking at my penis?
Yes Dad I was. I could not help it... "That's okay..."
Well come here and I can show you.. But only if it's between us okay?
SURE I said! My heart raced... I was like I can not believe it! I get to
see a mans cock!!!!!!
This is what we will do, as long as this is between us; I will let you
look at it if you want."
IT'S WEIRD THAT I'M WRITING ABOUT THIS AFTER I JUST REFERRED TO MY BF AS "DAD." MY FAVORITE MOMENT OF 2009 SO FAR: CALLING HIM DAD IN FRONT OF MY ACTUAL MOM. THAT FELT COOL...