TWO THINGS I'M FOLLOWING RIGHT NOW:
1. TAYLOR LAUTNER'S BULKING UP PROGRESS FOR NEW MOON!
2. DEVIN DAIQUIRI'S TWITTER!
SHE'S SO MAJOR. THERE'S THE GENIUS ONE-OFFS, LIKE:
umm did u seriously just ask me that? Shaq is a sweaty hog & I'm most certainly NOT a fan of ANYONE n the NBA! FUCK OUTTA HERE @TopFans_Shaq
8:11 PM Jun 20th from mobile web
Twitter and my pussy have 2 things in common: always over capacity or down for maintenance! That's some RTworthy shit hahah.
2:51 PM Jun 20th from mobile web
my second job is practically paying me to lie down & masturbate right now. cuz that's what I'm about to do. splat at you later! xoxo
1:18 PM Jun 21st from mobile web
I let my parents splurge. they're buying me clothes at my favorite store, AE. tweeting from the dressing room, butt ass naked <3
6:18 PM Jun 19th from mobile web
I'm about to upload a TwitPic of my jizz in 5.
11:02 PM Jun 22nd from mobile web
BUT THE REAL SHOW IS THE MULITPLE-TWEET SAGAS WE GET TO LIVE THROUGH WITH HER. A RECENT FAVE:
@TylerRealll I have no idea where that is ahah. I live close to St. Louis, MO.
3:45 PM Jun 20th from web in reply to TylerRealll
just got off the phone. @TylerRealll comin over here 2 "beat the pussy up, beat the pussy up, like blim blam blim blam" or however that song goes
4:31 PM Jun 20th from mobile web
He's 11 and a half inches... that's a lot for a whiteboy. I'ma be like Trina "I wanna feel it in my stomach, push it in my chest" ahahaha!!
4:35 PM Jun 20th from mobile web
slap it in my face, shove it down my throat. haha. Trina inspires me soooo much in the bedroom.
4:52 PM Jun 20th from mobile web
DAMN!!!!! SO HE HAS A BIG DICK BUT HE WASN'T HITTIN' IT RIGHT!!! I HATE THAT!!!! LEARN HOW TO FUCK!!!!!!
6:13 PM Jun 20th from mobile web
I am OUTRAGED. He tweeted "Wasting my time fucking an offbeat, pussy nigga next time when you see me DON'T SPEAK"!!!!!!!!!!! pffffffft.
6:14 PM Jun 20th from mobile web
boy I am 6 foot 3! @TylerRealll I stuck it in like a champ, I'M A REAL BITCH. YOU A BITCH.
6:18 PM Jun 20th from mobile web
You the fucking worst, you the fucking worst, you the fucking worst, you fucking worst, YOU THE WORST I'VE EVER HAD!!!!!
6:25 PM Jun 20th from mobile web
Girl he beat it up like a blind man. Hell yeah he fucked up majorly! @heyheyrenae
6:28 PM Jun 20th from mobile web
I KNOW, RIGHT??
SINCE PEREZ HAS BEEN TRAGICALLY RELEGATED TO MAKING STATEMENTS FROM HIS DEATHBED (WHICH LOOKS SUSPICIOUSLY LIKE IT CAME FROM CHER'S SANCTUARY CATALAGUE??), I PREDICT DEVIN DAIQUIRI WILL BE THE NEXT GAY INTERNET SENSATION. AND WHEN IT COMES TO TWINKS AND TWITS, I AM NEVER WRONG.