7.23.2009

GIANNI VERSACE COSTUMED JUDGE DREDD??

I POOPED AND LOST ABOUT FIFTEEN POUNDS TONITE, SO I TREATED MYSELF BY GOOGLING FASHION AND SKINNY. AND WILL YOU LOOK AT THIS LIL' STINK WHO'S BEEN TRYING TO COAST UNDER MY RADAR??

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CHARLES GUISLAIN! LIKE, THE 16YO MUSE OF DIANE PERNET (I THINK SHE'S SOME OLD BITCH IN A BIG HAT? BUT YOU KNOW I'M DRUNK AND NOT TRYIN' TO PULL A REFERENCE RIGHT NOW.)

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I KNOW, RIGHT?? HE'S GIVIN' ME TOTAL YOUNG DEREK PALMER, AS A BLOND (IF DEREK HAD USED TONER BACK IN 2001.)

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BUT IT'S THE BEST, BECAUSE HAVEN'T YOU EVER WONDERED FOR A SECOND WHAT THOSE HALF-ASLEEP TWINKS IN EASTERN EUROPEAN PORN WOULD LOOK LIKE IF THEY WERE COVERED IN MONKEY FUR AND HIDING THEIR GORGEOUS FEET IN RICK OWENS BOOTIES?? I KNOW I HAVE!!



THAT'S REALLY WHAT I THINK MY HAIR LOOKS LIKE SOMETIMES!



AND SOMETIMES THAT'S WHAT I THINK I LOOK LIKE... AND TALK LIKE... AND DRESS LIKE... AND HOW OLD I AM. SO DON'T RUIN IT BY SAYING ANY DIFFERENT!!

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