9.30.2009

I HATE THE WORLD TODAY

THINGS I LIKE TODAY:

- THE HOT CHECKER AT TRADER JOE'S WITH A MOHAWK (WE KI KI'D ABOUT SHAKIRA. WHY DIDN'T I GIVE HIM MY # ?!)

- LIZ CLAIBORNE (SERIOUSLY, THE BITCH HAS TAKEN OVER HALF MY CLOSET. THESE SLACKS?!)


THINGS I'M OVER TODAY:

- GAYS TALKING SHIT ON LADY GAGA (LIKE, WHAT COULD YOU POSSIBLY BE LISTENING TO THAT IS COOLER? BESIDES PINK?)

- CLIQUEY SAN FRANCISCO QUEENS (AS IF! LIKE YOU INVENTED DRAG...)

- STRAIGHT GUYS WHO TALK A LOT (OR AT ALL)

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