10.26.2009

LET'S MAKE IT A GOD DAMN TWO-FER

YEA, I'M KIND OF "ON ONE" TODAY, LOOKING AT PICTURES FROM LAST WEEK. LIKE, WE ACCIDENTALLY TURNED MY HAIR BLUE AND SO I WAITED A WEEK AND WENT TO GET IT BLEACHED OUT AND IT ALL FELL OUT! I MEAN, THE POZ (SORRY, BEEN READING SOO MANY CRAIGSLIST ADS LATELY) IS THAT IT IS THE PERFECT SHADE OF BLINDING JAY MANUEL VIRGIN SNOW WHITE, BUT THE NEGZ IS THAT IT HAS THE TEXTURE OF BARBIE HAIR IF YOU TRIED TO CRIMP IT AND I LOST PRETTY MUCH ALL THE LENGTH. SO BURNT, RIGHT? NOW, I ACTUALLY FEEL SHITTY BECAUSE LIKE...WELL NO, I DON'T FEEL SHITTY. SURE, I'M NOT GOING THROUGH CHEMO AND I DON'T HAVE THAT LOCKS OF LOVE DISORDER, BUT IT'S JUST ANNOYING. YOU CAN TAKE MY CLOTHES, MY SHOES, MY CAR, MY BACK ISSUES OF HANDJOBS, BUT LIKE...A GIRL'S HAIR IS HER HAIR! MY HAIRDRESSER WOULDN'T STOP LAUGHING AT ME, EITHER! AND I PUNCHED HIM A BUNCH WHICH JUST MADE HIM LAUGH HARDER BECAUSE HE PROBABLY DIDN'T FEEL IT BUT I ABOUT BROKE MY WRIST. SO, HERE IS MY TESTAMENT TO MY SUMMER OF GOOD HAIR (YOU DON'T KNOW HOW MANY OLD LADIES COMMENTED ON THE BLUE IN THE GROCERY STORE! I SHOULD'VE LISTENED!), WHICH HAS NOW PASSED. I HOPE IT GROWS OUT BY NEXT FASHION WEEK? IT'S REALLY BIG HERE IN OAKLAND HAHAHA.

UM THESE ARE MY BOSSES (I THINK THE DUDE IS HOT!) -- THE WORK HALLOWEEN PARTY WAS THE NIGHT OF THING NIGHT, SO AFTER GETTING WASTED BY 9 PM WITH MY COWORKERS I WAS TOTALLY READY TO GO TRY TO STAGE A SAN FRANCISCO THEMED REVUE...MY PALLET WAS WHET, YOU MIGHT SAY.




OOPS WE LET THE CRAB DIE.





DEFINITELY WAS TOTALLY LIT UP BY THE TIME WE GOT THE SHOW ROLLING, BUT I THINK I MANAGED TO "KEEP IT TOGETHER" ENOUGH TO PULL OFF MY JOURNEY NUMBER. OR EVERYONE WHO SAW IT IS JUST BEING NICE...






LOOK HOW THICK IT WAS! HAHA IT'S WEIRD I DON'T KNOW *WHY* I DON'T REMEMBER ANY OF THIS...

I THINK I WANTED TO HOOK UP WITH HER THAT NIGHT...OOPS.


THEY WERE THERE?!



HI, BARRY!





R.I.P. RAVER LOOK! HELLO ... SPIKE FROM BUFFY I GUESS.


1 comment:

  1. BARRY!

    Havent seen that old salty dawg in a while....is it first tuesdays of the month too, cause I will be in the gay in 2 more days for a week!

    xxoalex

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