11.16.2009

EYES

HEY, GUYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOW'S IT GOIN?

OK, I KNOW THIS MAY BE OLD NEWS, BUT LEMME THROW A QUICK FASTBALL YOUR WAY: BIKRAM'S YOGA. EVERYONE IS EERILY CALM, HAPPY, AND SMUG!! WHAT A PERFECT WORLD.

I TRIED THIS AFTER EATING 2 POUNDS OF GOAT FROM A SOMALI "RESTAURANT" AKA CLUBHOUSE WHERE MEN CONGREGATE TO TALK ABOUT ??? (THIS IS ANOTHER STORY). ANYWAY, THE SPIRIT OF THE GOAT LITERALLY TRANSCENDED THE CONFINES OF MY BODY IN THE FORM OF NOXIOUS GASES DURING YOGA!!! TO MAKE MATTERS BETTER, PROFUSE SWEATING LIQUEFIED MY CONTACT LENSES RIGHT THEN AND THERE. I COULD GO ON (ABOUT MY YOGA-MATES), BUT I THINK YOU GET THE PIC............

1 comment:

  1. goat is always so tempting...hahaha you are a CREEP Zynth

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