12.20.2009

KNOCKOUT

SOMETHING VERY IMPORTANT HAS HAPPENED. NOW, THIS MIGHT SOUND LIKE THE WORST IDEA IN THE WORLD, BECAUSE IT IS, BUT LIL' WAYNE IS RELEASING A ROCK ALBUM. LIKE, IT'S ACTUALLY REALLY GOING TO HAPPEN. A LOT OF IT SOUNDS DEEPLY TERRIBLE BUT NEVER MIND BECAUSE LISTEN TO THIS!

IT'S FEATURING NICKI MINAJ, WHO YOU SHOULD ALREADY KNOW I AM DYKING OUT OVER, AND OH MY GOD, AT 2.10 SHE STARTS SHOUTING. IT'S MAYBE THE MOST THRILLING NOISE I'VE EVER HEARD, AND PUTS HER IN THIS WONDERFUL PLACE WHERE I CAN ALMOST IMAGINE HER IN A PUNK BAND. AND IT WOULD WORK! IT'S LIKE WHEN JANELLE MONAE BLOGGED ABOUT THE COATHANGERS.



IMAGINE IF SHE STARTED WEARING FLANNEL.



OH, ALSO, I THINK 'TOP! TOP! GIVE HIM GOOD TOP!" MIGHT BE MY NEW MOTTO. DOES SHE KNOW WHAT SHE'S DOING TO ME?

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