12.25.2009

UGGGH DDUHHH BUHHHG

I'M NOT EVEN GONNA TRY TO PRETEND THESE AREN'T FESTIVE! DANG. WHATEVER, MY ON AGAIN OFF AGAIN FLIRTATION WITH CHRISTMAS CAN FINALLY END HERE, TODAY, SO I GUESS I'LL JUST GIVE INTO IT FOR THE REST OF THE DAY. THESE ARE FROM OUR PRE-XMAS TRIP TO KANSAS CITY (I'LL SAY ABOUT THAT: DRAG, DRAG, DRUNK, SUE PENNEY, I'M AN ALCOHOLIC) AND THEN OUR SHOPPING TROUPE THE BERRY'S HOLIDAY MIXER, FOR WHICH BY SOME SYMPATHETIC GRACE OF GOD OR MAYBE A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE, WE DRAFTED DOWNSTAIRS NEIGHBOR/LOCAL CARPENTER/GUY WHOSE DAD FOUNDED BURNING MAN (ALLEGEDLY)/COMPLETE & TOTAL FREAKIN' HOTTIE KELLY INTO THE MIX, AND THANK FREAKIN' GOD WE DID!!! THAT...WAS A NIGHT TO REMEMBER IF THERE EVER WAS ONE! OR FORGET, MAYBE. WELL, I WAS IN A BLACK-OUT BUT AT LEAST WE HAVE THESE BEAUTIFUL PICTURES. ENJOY, FREAKS!


MISSY B'S



GEORGE MICHAEL IMPERSONATOR, A KC ORIGINAL


MISS ROY DANIELLE


CONNIE CARLISLE, GOIN' THRU MY PURSE AND USIN' MY TOILETRIES ON RANDOM DIKES IN THE AUDIENCE! WORKKK











DON'T REMEMBER THIS AT ALL. IT'S LIKE -5 DEGREES OUT, TOO, BTW






THE FACE THAT LAUNCHED 1,000 SHIPS


2ND DRAG SHOW AT MISSY B'S OF THE WEEK HAHA




I GUESS THAT'S WHERE KC ENDED FOR MY CAMERA! UM, THIS MIGHT BE MY MOM'S HOUSE? HAHAH


TYRA FARTED


SO, THE VERY BERRY HOLIDAY MIXER STARTED OUT AT A CHI CHI RESTARAUNT, EVERYONE HAD TOLD ME THAT WE WERE ALL DRESSING UP FANCY, SO I PULL UP IN A SLINKY, FOREST GREEN MINI DRESS, HEELS AND FULL FACE ON, AND EVERYBODY ELSE IS IN LIKE JEANS AND A GOD DAMN T-SHIRT! BUT WHATEVER, NOT LIKE I'M NOT USED TO BEING THE ONLY DRAG QUEEN AT A NICE RESTARAUNT, HAHA. AFTER GETTING TIPSY ON $9 COCKTAILS AND PIZZA, WE TRAIPSED BACK TO BERRY HQ (SETH & DANNY & KELLY'S BUILDING, A DUMP, IF YOU ASK ME, DON'T TELL EM I SAID THAT), FOR A FEW ROUNDS OF BODY SHOTS (WITH SEA SALT FROM A GRINDER, DUH), AND SOME OF OUR FAVORITE GAMES: "WHO SAID THAT?" "SING LIKE YOU'RE ACTUALLY TRYING" (I MADE IT UP! YOU PUT ON YOUTUBE KARAOKE VERSIONS OF SONGS AND ACTUALLY TRY TO JUST SING PRETTY. IT MAKES PEOPLE FREAK!) & "MAKE-OVER!" ALL IN ALL, WE ALL BLACKED OUT AND IT ENDED IN THREE OF US NAKED IN BED TOGETHER, BET YOU CAN'T GUESS WHICH THREE!!!















WE ALL HAVE PLANS TO BECOME CELEBRITY STYLISTS. OK, BAI!

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