Hi! I'm not dead, unfortunately. So here's looking at another year of apathetic living!

Things I'd like to accomplish with my ample time this year, should I even feel like it:

1. Longer, more meaningful talks with Satan
2. Murder sex rituals
3. More drugs, always more
4. Completely eradicate all arbitrary inclinations towards feelings of guilt or sorrow
5. Die
6. Participate in an interracial gang bang rape fantasy realisation
7. Film, produce, and profit from #6
8. Seduce a child
9. Drink menstrual blood as often as possible
10. Prostitute myself on gay cruising sites
11. Satisfy the darkness within

Love Bunny
London, England, UK, Europe, Earth

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