1.02.2010

MY RESOLUTIONS

- TURN THAT CHUNK INTO HUNK AND CRUISE, CRUISE, CRUISE AT THE VIRGIN ACTIVE GYM (OFF CHESTERFIELD ROAD, COME AND LOOK AT DICKS WITH ME IF YOU'RE IN THE AREA)

- CONTINUE TO NOT WAX MY SHOULDERS

- FIND OUT WHY I HARDLY PRODUCE ANY SEMEN ANYMORE (THIS COULD MAYBE BE SOME SORT OF QUEST)

- PRESENT KIDS TV

- START RAPPING, IN A WOMAN'S VOICE

- BE A BETTER BOTTOM, WITHOUT ALL THE WINCING AND STOPPING

- MEET DAGMAR KRAUSE

- REDESIGN AN AMERICAN'S HOUSE

- GET A JOB

1 comment:

  1. Let's do the semen quest together... (that sounds a bit raunchy) You for being dry and I for being overly wet! That would make for some good reality TV.

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