1.02.2010

MYYYYYYYYYYY Resolutions

:::A WOMAN'S TOUCH:::::

1. CONTINUE TO TAKE MYSELF INCREASINGLY MORE SERIOUSLY BY WEARING DIANE VON FURSTENBURG WOOL BLAZER WITH COMME DE GARCONS BLOUSE TO DODGE CITY PTA MEETINGS

2. DO SOMETHING ABOUT MY ROSACEA, HORMONAL ACNE, AND ACID REFLUX/IRRITABLE BOWEL SYNDROME (I'M TORN ON THIS ONE THOUGH - UGLY IS BEAUTIFUL, RIGHT?)

4. CONTINUE TO LET MY WARDROBE DETERIORATE INTO DUST AND RAGS

5. TAKE CARE OF MY CAT'S DANDRUFF PROBLEM

6. MAKE MY FIRST MILLION

7. GET HARDER AND HAIRIER

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