4.06.2010

QUEEN'S CORNER


YOU GUYS KNOW JUPITER, RIGHT? SHE'S A LOCAL SAVANT, EQUALLY TALENTED AT SINGING, LIP SYNCHING AND BIZARRE AND INSANE CLOTHING CONSTRUCTION, BUT HER TRUE TALENT IS HER SPEECH. THIS BITCH IS ALWAYS UP ON THE SLANG, AND READS OUT LIKE A GOD DAMN BOOK 24 FREAKIN' 7. WE WOUND UP ON THE SAME ALL-NIGHT BUS BY THE GRACE OF SOME GODDESS AND SHE LITERALLY HAD ME IN STITCHES, HAULING THAT GOD DAMN PO' BOY SANDWICH OUT HER BAG WHILE SIMULTANEOUSLY SCREAMING ABOUT A "SICKENING SICKENING SICKENING POT PIE. BITCH, THAT POT PIE WAS KILLING IT!" PEOPLE ON THE BUS WANTED TO KICK OUR ASSES I'M SURE BUT NOBODY IS TRYNA FUCK WITH THIS BITCH WHO LOOKS LIKE THE HIGH PRIESTESS OF SOME BY-GONE TRIBE OF GIANTESSES. HAHAHA SHE'S A TRUE ORIGINAL. SHE TRIED TO GET ME TO COME OVER FOR SEX AND FRIED CHICKEN THAT NIGHT. UM. I WASN'T REALLY HUNGRY. THEN SHE MADE ME STOP TAKING PICS BECAUSE, "BITCH, WHEN I GOT ON THIS BUS I WAS NOT SIGNING UP TO BE ON AMERICA'S NEXT TOP TRANSGENDER MODEL." HAHAHA. LOVE YOU GIRL!



MY FILM ROLLS ARE TIME TRAVELING AS USUAL BACK TO LAST SUNDAY, MORE PICS OF ME AND PRIMO'S DJ NIGHT AT THE BEAUTY BAR. MISS JASON EL DIABLO WAS GETTING ME FUUUUUCKED UP THAT NIGHT, AY YI YI.



THIS GUY WANTED TO FUCK ME.

ADEPTUS (THE NEW PERSEUS).

MISS SHANNON & MISS SONJA, COULD TOTALLY BE MOTHER AND DAUGHTER! HAHA I WAS TALKING WITH SHANNON ABOUT DIVA'S, THE TRANSEXUAL STRIP CLUB IN THE TL, THAT IS REALLY AMAZING AND FUN BUT ALSO MAKES ME FEEL HELLA WEIRD BECAUSE IT'S BASICALLY RUN AS A BROTHEL, WHERE THE MENS CAN JUST WALK UP AND GRAB A GIRL OFF THE STAGE AND TAKE HER AWAY TO FUCK, AND I ALWAYS FEEL REALLY VOYEURISTIC WHEN I'M BARELY IN DRAG AND JUST GOING TO ENJOY THE BIZARRE ATMOSPHERE, SHANNON SAYS, "YOU'RE JUST SITTING THERE GIVING IT AWAY FOR FREE!" HAHAHA. TRUE THAT.


OK, THIS IS HELLA SHADY. THIS IS NEW DUDE. HE WAS VERY ADAMENT ABOUT ME NOT PUTTING HIS PICTURES ON THE INTERNET, BUT HE ALSO DOESN'T HAVE INTERNET AT HIS PLACE RIGHT NOW, SO I WILL HOPEFULLY NOT GET IN TROUBLE FOR THIS...SO HOT, RIGHT?! I REALLY LIKE HIM. UH OH. HE SHOWED UP THAT NIGHT AT MY HOUSE UNANNOUNCED BLASTING TECHNO SO LOUD WITH HIS FRIENDS DANCING AROUND IN THE STREET, AND TRICKED ME (AKA HOW COULD I EVER SAY NO TO THAT FACE?!) INTO GOING TO THIS STRAIGHT TECHNO CLUB IN BERKELEY WHERE HE JUST WANTED TO MAKE OUT A TON IN FRONT OF ALL THESE THUGGY COLLEGE KIDS, AND THE COOL PART ABOUT THAT IS HE'S BEEFY ENOUGH THAT NOBODY IS GONNA FUCK WITH US. IT'S KIND OF A WHIRLWIND ROMANCE. KIND OF OBSESSED. I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON WITH IT BUT WE'RE ALREADY AT THE FARTING AND TALKING ABOUT SHIT STAGE SO I FEEL GOOD. AND SERIOUSLY. SO HOT...ANYWAY. DUDE BELOW IS HIS HOT BFF WHO LOOKS JUST LIKE MY EX BUT YOUNGER KIND OF? WHICH IS WEIRD. AND THEN CHECK THE PIC BELOW THAT FOR PROOF OF HOW BIZARRE IT WAS TO BE IN THAT CLUB ON A GAY DATE HAHAHA. THE DJ HAD ONE TRICK AND IT WAS TO TURN THE MUSIC WAY DOWN, AND FOR SOME REASON ON LITERALLY EVERY SONG EVERYBODY IN THE CLUB WOULD FALL FOR IT AND START SCREAMING "OH! OH! OH! OH!" AND FIST PUMPING UNTIL HE WOULD BRING IT BACK UP. AND THE VISUALS WERE, LIKE, SOO TRIPPY.







SOMETHING (FRIDAYS @ THE STUD) IS ALWAYS THE BEST PHOTO OP NIGHT FOR ME.

YA'LL REMEMBER CHRISTEENE FROM AUSTIN? TRUE TALENT.







LOL DADE'S MOM IS SOOO RAD. SHE TRICKED HER HELLA CATHOLIC EX-BF TO COMING TO THE GAY ASS DANCE PARTY I REIGNED OVER WITH PARTY EFFECTS ON EASTER SUNDAY! GOOD IDEA!




HAHAHA WE KILLED THE POWER WITH ALL OUR LOLLY BULLSHIT. VIDEO HERE. I KIND OF SCRAPPED EVERYTHING I PREPARED TO SING THAT NIGHT IN FAVOR OF JUST BLEATING THE CARPENTER'S "SOLITAIRE" OVER PARTY EFFECTS' BEATS, I THINK IT WORKED FOR ME. "DON'T YOU REMEMBER YOU TOLD ME YOU LOVED ME BABY..." SO FUNNY. MY LIFE IS HELLA WEIRD, YA'LL. I GET SO GIGGLY LATELY JUST THINKING ABOUT ALL THE STUPID SHIT I DO DAY TO DAY. HIGH ON LIFE?! YUCK! SORRY...OOPS, GOTTA GO, SOME TEEN QUEEN FROM MY SISTER'S GRADUATING CLASS JUST FACEBOOK MESSAGED ME! "OH, HI..." XO

2 comments:

  1. An actual adult male...

    Ha, I feel so good for you, hysterical identification? Can we be blood sisters? Can we be Ginger Snaps?

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