4.28.2010

THIS WEEKEND WAS JUST STUPID

OK, I HAVE TO PUT IN MY SENSE ABOUT CALISTO. THIS BITCH IS CRAZY. PLEASE LET ME CLARIFY. YEA, HER LOOK IS PRETTY NUTS, I MEAN (OOH SHIT I JUST ATE A BOOGER AND MY MOUTH JUST WENT NUMB. COOL. ANYWAY.) SHE IS REALLY FUCKING TALL AND BIG AND WEARS THIS ONE PAIR OF REALLY ACTUALLY SCARY PLATFORMS, BUT IT'S NOT HER LOOK AND IT'S NOT EVEN THAT SHE RAPS OVER HOME-MADE BEATS ABOUT, LIKE, FRIED CHICKEN AND SAYS BITCH AND FAGGOT AND AIDS A LOT, IT'S LIKE, THAT'S VAGUELY FUNNY OR AT LEAST NO OTHER DRAG QUEEN HERE IS DOING IT, BUT THAT'S NOT WHAT MAKES HER CRAZY. THE FACT IS SHE IS ACTUALLY INSANE. SO IS HER GAY BROTHER THAT RUNS AROUND WITH HER AND SO ARE ALL THEIR FRIENDS. THEY ACT LIKE THEY ARE PERMANENTLY ON WHIP-ITS, LIKE, THERE IS A SERIOUS AND I MEAN SERIOUS (AND THIS IS COMING FROM SOMEONE WITH A REALLY FRACTURED SENSE OF REALITY, BELIEVE ME) DISCONNECT BETWEEN WHAT IS REAL AND WHAT THEY ARE REGISTERING. AND THERE'S A LOT OF THEM, LIKE THEY HAVE A POSSE AND THEY FREAK ME THE FUCK OUT. THAT'S ALL I'M BOUT TO SAY. ADDENDUM: I'M PRETTY SURE HE'S PRETTY HOT OUT OF DRAG.

OH WELL ANOTHER THING, MY LIPS: I WAS IN A CAR WITH TARYTHYAS FOR LIKE WAY TOO LONG, AND I LOVE HIM AND HE IS MY CHILD AND MY BABY AND ALL THAT, BUT AT SOME POINT THE DRIVING GETS A LITTLE INTENSE, ESPECIALLY WHEN I'M TRYNA PUT ON LIP STICK, SO THAT'S WHAT HAPPENED. THAT PARTICULAR RIDE ENDED WITH ME HOPPING OUT AND TAKING A CAB THE REST OF THE WAY TO THE CLUB HAHAHA.
YOU CAN TELL I WAS TOTALLY "HAVING" "ONE" AND THAT WAS ONLY FRIDAY! SHIT.








BRIEF SHERRY JEAN INTERLUDE! SO. FREAKIN'. CUTE.

HAHAHA I FUCKIN' LOVE THIS BITCH, NICOLE. SHE IS A REALLY GOOD PERFORMER, REALLY GORGEOUS AND REALLY CRAZY. I'M ALL TALKING TO HER AND SHE'S ALL, "HOLD UP, EXCUSE ME," RUNS OVER TO A COUPLE OF DUDES, "ARE YOU BROWN? WHAT KINDA BROWN?" HE TURNED OUT TO BE BROWN APPARENTLY AND THAT WAS THE END OF OUR CONVERSATION HAHAHA. PRIORITIES, RIGHT?
SO THIS FORTUNE TELLER MAVIS DID MY TAROT, I DON'T KNOW IF YOU KNOW THIS ABOUT ME BUT I'M PRETTY INTO THE ESOTERIC, ASTROLOGY, PSYCHIC STUFF, ETC, IT RELATES WELL TO ME, AND IS ALWAYS PRETTY TELLING. SO, THESE ARE THE THREE CARDS SHE DREW FOR ME THAT NIGHT: THE STAR, FAILURE, THE DEVIL. ENOUGH SAID.

THESE GUYS LIKED ME, SMELLED REALLY BAD IN A WAY THAT I REALLY LIKE, AND WERE TALKING TO ME ABOUT THEIR ROCKABILLY BAND (I GUESS ONE OF THEM DOES ROCKABILLY DRAG FOR IT, WHATEVER THAT IS?!) OR I DUNNO INTERESTS, RUNNIN' AROUND SHIRTLESS WITH TONS OF TATTOOS AND DICKIES AND LEVI'S ON, AND GIVING ME "COKE" (UM NICE TRY, BOYS, BUT IT WAS FREE, WHATEVER IT WAS LOL), AND THEY WERE HELLA INTO ME! SO I WAS SOLD, OBVIOUSLY, BUT IT TURNS OUT THEY WORK AT TREASURE ISLAND MEDIA WHICH IS THE NOTORIOUS BARE BACKING PORN STUDIO IN TOWN, SO I HAD TO POLITELY DECLINE THEIR INVITATION TO GO PARTY AT AN ABANDONED THEATER AFTER THE CLUB. I MEAN I'M NOT EVEN TRYING TO SAY SOMETHING, I JUST WASN'T TRYNA BAREBACK (OR EVEN MESS AROUND WITH 'EM, AND THAT'S EVEN HELLA HYPOCRITICAL, I WILL ADMIT, WE ALL HAVE OUR MOMENTS, YOU KNOW. WHATEVER, USE CONDOMS.) SOME DUDES FOR A BAG OF GRAY METH.
ONE OF MY ALL-TIME FAVS AND MY RIVAL FOR QUEEN OF DIGESTIVE AND INTESTINAL T.M.I. CHELSEA WAS IN TOWN, NOT ONLY DID WE SHOW UP IN THE SAME MAKE-UP BASICALLY BUT SHE ALSO PLAYED "RAY OF LIGHT" AT THE CLUB, UM...THANK GOD. SHE IS SO FUCKIN' FUNNY. I HIGHLY SUGGEST HER BLOG, BTW.












MONISTAT TEARING HER WAY OUT OF A TRASH BAG AND TEARING HER WAY INTO OUR HEARTS, AS PER USUAL!




YOUNG QUEENS.
THIS MIGHT BE ONE OF MY FAVORITE PICTURES I'VE EVER TAKEN. ANA CONDA THE BITCH IN THE FRONT IS RUNNING FOR SOMETHING LOCALLY, LIKE SUPERVISOR? OBVIOUSLY A SHOE-IN IF IT WERE TO GO BY LOOKS, HELLO.






"I DON'T MIND THE COMING DOWN, IT'S THE WAY IT'S GOTTA BE. WHAT I HOPE I GOT LEFT INSIDE...IS A LITTLE BIT OF ME." - MELANIE

FUCK, WHAT AM I, MY YOGA TEACHER READING FUCKING INSPIRATIONAL QUOTES AT THE END OF CLASS?! JESUS. GOOD BYE!!! XO

2 comments:

  1. OMG was Nichole Pride in town? Bitch didn't call me!!!

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  2. omg i totally forgot you wrote a blog, then i remembered and read it. you're such a good writer. i love you girl. and can you send me those pictures? rad! xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxxoooxoxoxxo

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