5.19.2010

ADVENTURES IN MY EXTERNAL HARDDRIVE



FIRST UP - SOME BLATINO BOY OFF XTUBE (HE'S DELETED HIS PROFILE NOW, SUCKS FOR ALL OF US). HE'S SO ADORABLE. HALF OF THE LIKE 50 VIDEOS I HAVE OF HIM ARE HIM DANCING SEXY OR TALKING TO THE CAMERA WITH BEDROOM EYES. I THINK HE RAPS IN ONE? BUT THEN HE ALSO STICKS A CUCUMBER UP HIS ASS. I HAD THAT ONE ON REPEAT FOR LIKE 15 MINUTES ONCE (IT'S ABOUT 30 SECS LONG) WHILE I TRIED TO WRENCH AN ORGASM FROM MY UNCO-OPERATIVE PENIS. I HAVE A TOUGH TIME SOMETIMES.





I USED TO LOOK AT BUTTMACHINEBOYS THE FIRST TIME ROUND, WHEN I WAS LIKE 14. IT'S RUN BY KINK.COM NOW, WHICH IS COOL AND POSITIVE AND STUFF. THIS TENDS TO BE A CONTROVERSIAL ONE WHEN I TELL/SHOW PEOPLE IT, BUT WHAT CAN I SAY, I LIKE THINGS UP GUYS ASSES, ESPECIALLY IF THEY'RE TRANSPARENT. AND I LIKE IT WHEN THEY GAPE.





WELL OBVIOUSLY.



HAHA AND IN THE MIDDLE OF ALL THIS. THIS IS A GAY CHRISTMAS MOVIE. I NEVER WATCHED IT. WHAT CAN I SAY, I REALLY LOVE CHRISTMAS.

COLIN FARRELL AND NICOLE NARAIN SEX TAPE, BUT NO ONE NEEDS TO SEE ANY STILLS FROM THAT. I DON'T NOW HOW SHE KEPT A STRAIGHT FACE WHILE SHE FUCKED HIM. IT'S LIKE WHEN YOU'RE CARRYING SOMETHING HEAVY AND YOUR LIPS JUST KIND OF CURL UP INTO A SNEER INVOLUNTARILY - I FEEL LIKE SHE SHOULD HAVE JUST HAD THAT FACE THE WHOLE TIME. HOLY FUCKING SHIT MAN, BREAKFAST, LUNCH AND FUCKING DINNER RIGHT HERE, I'M NOT EVEN FUCKING JOKING.



OH THAT'S CUTE. I NEVER WATCH IT THOUGH.



ISRAELI AUDITIONS FROM MICHAEL LUCAS. THIS IS WHAT I MEAN ABOUT SHITTY HAIR BEING TOTALLY HOT. HE LOOKS A MESS AND YET I WANT HIM TO HOLIDAY WITH ME. I MEAN, MAYBE THE HAIR IS A RELIGIOUS THING I'M NOT FAMILIAR WITH, BUT I GUARANTEE YOU THAT SCULPTED FACIAL HAIR IS GODLESS.



IT TOOK ME ABOUT 5 VIDEOS TO REALISE THE GUY BOTTOMING HERE WAS MY BEST FRIEND FOR ABOUT A YEAR WHEN I WAS 14. EXCEPT THEN HE WAS KINDA CHUNKY, TOTALLY FEMMEY AND WOULDN'T ADMIT HE WAS GAY. LOOK AT HIM NOW! HE REALLY BLOSSOMED, IN A KIND OF LAME WAY. I GUESS IT'S... HOT? I KEEP DOWNLOADING VIDEOS OF HIM, BUT IT'S ALWAYS KIND OF A DISAPPOINTMENT WHEN I SEE MY FRIENDS IN PORN. HE HAS A BIG FUCKING DICK THOUGH, AND SOME CRAZY CUMSHOTS. MAYBE I SHOULD'VE FUCKED HIM WHEN WE WERE BOTH DOING AMATEUR DRAMATICS IN DERBYSHIRE.



THIS GUY SEEMS LIKE A COMPLETE ASSHOLE (HE EVEN REFUSES TO DO A CUMSHOT IN ONE VIDEO) AND HE'S STRAIGHT (CREEPY) BUT HOT DAMN. I DON'T KNOW, DRIVES ME NUTS. CAN YOU TELL I LIKE GINGER GIANTS?

THERE'S LIKE ANOTHER 150GB BESIDE THAT AS WELL.

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