5.26.2010

"FUCK THE INDUSTRY"

HAHAHA. "IN THE STUDIO" AND I HAD A "IF I WERE A, WAIT, I AM A...!" MOMENT, SORRY ABOUT THAT. OH WOW AND I'M LISTENING TO UNDERWORLD RIGHT NOW. YEA ANYWAY. I BEEN BACK IN THE STUDIO WITH MARNACLE FOR A SECOND. FUN! UNGHHH. I DON'T KNOW.

THIS MIGHT BE ONE OF MY FAVORITE PICTURES I'VE EVER TAKEN. SULTRY. SANGUINE. SWEET. BUT ALSO SAVORY.
MISS MANICURE VERSACE WAS REALLY. REALLY. REALLY. LETTING US HAVE IT ON FRIDAY!!! GOD. FACE, BODY, HAIR, LOOK. YOU FUCKIN BITCH.


OH YEA IT WAS MISSY ELLIOT NIGHT IF YOU CAN'T TELL. A FREAK SHOW.

MAN OF ALL OF OUR DREAMS.
APRIL MEI JOON.










THIS ONE! HE TEXTED ME AND NOT ONLY DID I NOT REMEMBER GIVING HIM MY NUMBER BUT I DEFINITELY DIDN'T REMEMBER PROGRAMMING HIS AND HIS NAME INTO MY PHONE BUT I'M PRETTY INTO THEM, THEY'RE SO CRAZY, EVERYONE GAGS WHEN THEY'RE AROUND CUZ OF THEIR PORN CAREERS. OK, SIDE NOTE, WHO WATCHES, LIKE, LOCAL PORN? I GUESS I DON'T REALLY WATCH ANY PORN I JUST CRUISE CRAIGSLIST ADS AND READ DADDY SON EROTIC STORIES. I DUNNO THEY'RE FUNNY. THE B.O. I LIKE, THE BREATH IS A LITTLE PUSHING IT, THE FREE DRUGS ARE FINE, OBV. OH ALSO WATCH THE OUTFIT ON THAT QUEEN CUZ YOU'LL SEE IT LATER HAHA.
OH SO I SHOW UP AT THIS GIG ON SATURDAY, PLUG IN, GET A REQUEST FOR MILEY FROM THIS WEIRD PREPPY BITCH WITH GLOW STICKS ON, LUCKILY I HAVE LIKE A 10 MINUTE WIDEBOYS REMIX OF "PARTY IN THE USA" AND THESE BITCHES WENT. INSANE. I WAS SO INTO IT! I THOUGHT THE WHOLE NIGHT WAS GONNA BE LIKE THAT, NOT BAD FOR 11 0 CLOCK, BUT THEN THE BITCH GETS ON THE MIC AND IS LIKE, "THE BUS IS LEAVING!" AND THEY ALL BOUNCE. IT WAS LIKE A PARTY BUS BAR CRAWL HAHAHA. IT WAS ALL DOWN HILL FROM THERE, FOR ALL OF US I'M SURE. ACTUALLY NO I HAD FUN THAT NIGHT, I'M DOWN TO DJ GAY HOUSE MUSIC FOR PREPPY BITCHES WHO KEEP ASKING FOR HIP HOP, IN A TORN UP SILK SLIP. IF THE DRINKS ARE FREE I'LL DO ANYTHING AND I'LL DO IT WITH A GOD DAMN SMILE ON MY FACE.
MY BOY ;-)

YOU CUTE BITCH.


HAHAHA THE DECOR THERE. I GUESS I SHOULD LEARN MOST GIRLS DON'T SIT LIKE THAT FOR A REASON. WHAT EVEN AM I WEARING UNDER THAT?
THAT WAS LIKE THE DOOR TO THE VIP LOUNGE. LIKE WHAT YOU SEE BOYS?

MY FAVORITE COWORKERS!
OH AND THAT ONE! HE'S THE ONE WHO GAVE ME MY FAVORITE ROSARIE! YESTERDAY HE SAID WE COULD FUCK ONCE AND THEN NEVER TALK ABOUT IT AGAIN. UM, I'M WAITING! HA HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED THE LURCHY WAY I HUNCH MY SHOULDERS WHEN I'M CREEPING ON A GUY? "THAT'S A TALL BITCH."
I GOT THE HOTTIE BARTENDER TO MAKE SHOTS THAT YOU LIGHT ON FIRE! HAHAHA THEY LOOKED COOL BUT SCARY!!!


THIS IS THE LAST THING I REMEMBER. I WAS "DEEP IN IT" THAT NIGHT, TO QUOTE MARNACLE. UM. YEAH. PEOPLE JUST WANNA GIVE ME SHOTS! LIKE, HELLO, CAN'T YOU TELL I WEIGH 90 LBS? I MEAN I CAN HANDLE, I'M ALWAYS STANDING AND I'M ALWAYS TEXTING AND I'M ALWAYS DOWN TO TALK SHIT, BUT I DEFINITELY DON'T REMEMBER SHIT ABOUT THIS NIGHT.
LIKE, THIS MESS? I THINK I WAS HITTING ON HER. OOPS. KIND OF FEELING IT ACTAULLY. THIS IS WHY I REFUSE TO SCULPT MY EYE BROWS. REFUSE.



CAVALCADE OF CRAZY QUEENS.


I LIKE HOT GUYS.
DIDN'T I TELL YOU? THE OUTFIT AGAIN? HAHAHA. NO SHADE. JUSSAYIN'.
I LOVE THAT THEY ARE BROTHERS! WHAT...OK LET'S NOT FINISH THAT.
THIS CRAZY VALERIE BERTINELLI QUEEN!
HM I REMEMBER THE TITS. I GUESS. XO

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