7.16.2012


Masturbating and ejaculating a really comically copious load all over the bathroom floor and thinking about how many children I could actually father with that. Like sometimes when I want to choose white during chess so I choose black to thwart myself, what if I instead of railing against procreation just started knocking girls up? Impossible to think through to the logical conclusion and instead just imagine an army of esoteric drag queen progeny. Sometimes I really think I'm an idiot but on days like today it's hard to remind myself that I'm not the only perfect human being to ever exist. I look really good. No gluten, no dairy, no soap in the shower, no eye brows, no problems, I'm tired. 

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